Sunday, July 10, 2005

117. Red kipa

The woman next to me at services yesterday morning got up during the haftarah reading, and about a minute later F. came over and sat in her empty seat. I was surprised; F. spends most of the service circling the sanctuary, scooping up and positioning the honorees, and rarely stops moving. "You know what I like about this place?" he leaned over and whispered. "I get to see people I know outside of shul!" He was out of the seat and running up front before I could think of a response.

A few minutes later, as F. was herding together the people who would carry the Torah up and down the aisles, the rabbi grabbed him by the arm and pulled him over to the bima. This was highly unusual; the rabbi never interrupts the service, which would be a tirha d'tzibura--a "burden on the congregation," an annoyance--a principle my synagogue takes very seriously.

"I want you all to look at this," said the rabbi, with a grin. "F. is wearing a red kipa!" Today was parashat Hukkat, which opens with the story of the Red Heifer. F. pointed to his tie, also bright red. F. was, without a doubt, the most sartorially coordinated gabbai in all of New York, if not the world.

"Let's see if he wears a donkey next week! [parashat Balak, featuring Balaam and the ass]"! added the rabbi, before he let go of F.'s arm.


ChristianConservativeFreak said...

hello, i really hope you dont mind me saying that i am completely intreged with your blog "sorry about any lack of good spelling" any way i have been reading you logs for a while now and i finnally have got the nerve to write and tell you just how wounderful i find your journals, the fact that you are so into judaism "lord i hope i spelled that correctly" anyway as i grew up my father had a great friend who was like a second father to him , he was a surviver of the nazi camps and his name was Abraham Rosenburg a very inspiring man to me and i have strived to understand the jewish religion and really way of life, i firmly stand behind israel but as just one man my voice it seems is to small for the world to hear, i hope that you know that you too are touching peoples lives and i feel that much more enriched by what i have seen here-thank you for shareing

alto artist said...

Thank you!--I really appreciate and am immensely gratified by your kind comments. And every one of our small voices standing behind Israel makes a difference--thank you for that, as well.

take care,

Adinah said...

I am taking a break from hurricane psychosis here, (I live in Florida) and this was just want I needed to snap me back into my body! What a great post. Gave me a good chuckle. And proves that in everything there is levity!!

alto artist said...

Thank you!!--and please take care down there. I hope you're safe and secure.